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Your Man

from The Polynomials by The Polynomials

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Your man is a moron
He lies to you daily
And yet you still love him
Which makes you even dumber
Your man is a moron
He says he’ll take care of you
But he’s only using you
To take care of himself.
Your man is a moron
He’s goes on social media
And whines like a sissy
About how everybody hates him
And brags about accomplishments
That you know he never done.
Your man is a moron
He leaves work on Thursday
After four days of loafing
When he’s not being stupid
And screwing up his job.
Your man is a moron
He lies about his money
That he got from his daddy
And all his bankruptcies
That he got because he’s dumb.
Your man is a moron
He’s got an ugly fake tan
That he thinks looks attractive
But it just makes his face look like
The ass of a baboon
Your man is a moron
But you love him anyway
Because he’s fucked up
Just like you
Your man is a moron
And you’re a moron too
You need to stay away from me
And I’ll stay away from you
All one hundred percent
Of you.

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from The Polynomials, released August 26, 2018
All music, lyrics and arrangement by The Polynomials ©2018 under express permission of Polynomial Labs Ltd.

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The Polynomials

THE POLYNOMIALS are people who like to play with machines, just not to achieve orgasm.

Under some sort of consensus, we've come to the conclusion that we are influenced by:

The Residents
Frank Zappa
The Fugs
Laurie Anderson
King Missile
Silver Apples
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
Dr. Demento

Our neighbors hate us. Enjoy and buy.
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