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Fellas I have
Good advice for you
Next time you’re with her
You’ll know what to do
If you want to make her happy
Try this little trick
When she gets a hold of you
It’s going to be sick

Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)

Maybe you’re going out trying to get some play
Let me share a guaranteed way to get you laid
All you need is a bottle of cologne
Once you get her down there she won’t leave you alone

Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)

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from The Polynomials, released August 26, 2018

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The Polynomials

THE POLYNOMIALS are people who like to play with machines, just not to achieve orgasm.

Under some sort of consensus, we've come to the conclusion that we are influenced by:

The Residents
Frank Zappa
The Fugs
Laurie Anderson
King Missile
Silver Apples
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
Dr. Demento

Our neighbors hate us. Enjoy and buy.
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