1. |
Git the Shit
03:00
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She’s sick and tired of his penis
She’s sick and tired of his penis
He’s being pushy with his penis
She’s sick and tired of his penis
Ever since he started taking those pills
That the ballplayer advertised on TV
She liked the increase from the penis
So she went to the store and bought some more
Now she regrets it
She’s sick and tired of his penis
She’s sick and tired of his penis
He’s too demanding with his penis
She’s sick and tired of his penis
Testosterone has made him fiendish
She’s sick and tired of his penis
She’s sick and tired of his penis
He’s too demanding with his penis
He’s being pushy with his penis
She’s sick and tired of his penis
She’s sick and tired of his penis
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Urban Placemaker
03:09
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I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
I’m not for real I’m just a faker
I am an urban placemaker
Are you new in town?
I’ll show you everything that’s cool
But actually it mostly sucks
I’m just playing you for a fool...why?
I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
I like to pretend that I love this town
But when I’m sick of it I’ll just move on to somewhere else
I’ll no longer be around
I am an urban placemaker
I can’t be real I’m such a faker
I am an urban placemaker
Come let me show you around
You are a sucker that I’ve found
I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
I like to claim this is my job
But actually I’m just a no talent slob
I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
Come here, let me show you around
I’ll talk like this city makes me proud
I don’t really care about this town
Once I wear out my welcome I’ll out of here
And won’t be around
I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
I ain’t for real I am a faker
I never give I am a taker
I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
I am an urban placemaker
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4. |
Cologne
02:33
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Fellas I have
Good advice for you
Next time you’re with her
You’ll know what to do
If you want to make her happy
Try this little trick
When she gets a hold of you
It’s going to be sick
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Maybe you’re going out trying to get some play
Let me share a guaranteed way to get you laid
All you need is a bottle of cologne
Once you get her down there she won’t leave you alone
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
Put cologne on your balls
(The ladies love it)
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5. |
The Rent
03:07
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Don’t need to eat in upscale restaurants after dark
I just want to pay my rent
Don’t need to walk my dog in a special park
I just want to pay my rent
Gentrification getting in my way
I just want to pay my rent
My boss won’t automatically raise my pay
I just want to pay my rent
Landlord, landlord why you have to be
More and more shaking down and extorting me
Used to be my hard earned pay kept me from any fear
I just want to pay my rent
Now the landlord’s raising it ‘bout once or twice a year
I just want to pay my rent
Landlord, landlord why you have to be
More and more shaking down and extorting me
You’re just getting greedier as far as I can see
I just want to pay my rent
I don’t care about the urban atmosphere
I just want to pay my rent
Soon I don’t think I can afford living here
I just want to pay my rent
Landlord, landlord why you have to be
More and more shaking down and extorting me
You’re just getting greedier as far as I can see
I just want to pay my rent
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6. |
Tower of Terror
04:48
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We are the keepers of the Tower of Terror
There’s no escape from the Tower of Terror
When you come to the Tower of Terror
You may regret you stepped in there
The glass will break
The souls we take
The tax is great
The rats will swarm
The glass will fall
On victims all
The loved ones grieve
You may never leave
No one can save you from the Tower of Terror
God can’t save you in the Tower of Terror
You better pay heed when you get the letter
Be well prepared for the Tower of Terror
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7. |
Your Man
03:37
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Your man is a moron
He lies to you daily
And yet you still love him
Which makes you even dumber
Your man is a moron
He says he’ll take care of you
But he’s only using you
To take care of himself.
Your man is a moron
He’s goes on social media
And whines like a sissy
About how everybody hates him
And brags about accomplishments
That you know he never done.
Your man is a moron
He leaves work on Thursday
After four days of loafing
When he’s not being stupid
And screwing up his job.
Your man is a moron
He lies about his money
That he got from his daddy
And all his bankruptcies
That he got because he’s dumb.
Your man is a moron
He’s got an ugly fake tan
That he thinks looks attractive
But it just makes his face look like
The ass of a baboon
Your man is a moron
But you love him anyway
Because he’s fucked up
Just like you
Your man is a moron
And you’re a moron too
You need to stay away from me
And I’ll stay away from you
All one hundred percent
Of you.
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8. |
Home of the BuShEn
03:25
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America is the home
Of bull shit entertainment
Americans are corporate led
Americans are spoon fed
Americans are easy to sell
They’ll make it trendy even if it smells
They’ll let themselves get sold anything
From anyone who’ll half ass act or sing
It’s manufactured like a machine
They’ll give up money then they’ll lick it clean
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9. |
Svetlana
03:50
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Svetlana
You did not meet me in Vienna
And now you’ve left me heartbroken
And I can’t reach you on the phone
Привет, я не могу ответить на звонок прямо сейчас. Пожалуйста, оставьте сообщение. Спасибо.(Hi, I can not answer the call right now. Please leave a message. Thank you.)
Svetlana
You tempted me into adultery
You did not meet me in Vienna
And now I’m sitting in this cell
And I can’t reach you on the phone
Svetlana
You did not meet me in Vienna
And now you’ve left me heartbroken
And now I’m sitting in this cell
And I can’t reach you on the phone
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10. |
Batman's Junk
02:25
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I saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
I’ve never thought about Batman’s junk
And then he showed me his junk
I did not want to see Batman’s junk
But I still saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
I ran away when I saw Batman’s junk
I didn’t want to get hit with Batspunk
I saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
I saw Batman’s junk
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The Polynomials
THE POLYNOMIALS are people who like to play with machines, just not to achieve
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