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The Polynomials

by The Polynomials

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1.
Git the Shit 03:00
2.
She’s sick and tired of his penis She’s sick and tired of his penis He’s being pushy with his penis She’s sick and tired of his penis Ever since he started taking those pills That the ballplayer advertised on TV She liked the increase from the penis So she went to the store and bought some more Now she regrets it She’s sick and tired of his penis She’s sick and tired of his penis He’s too demanding with his penis She’s sick and tired of his penis Testosterone has made him fiendish She’s sick and tired of his penis She’s sick and tired of his penis He’s too demanding with his penis He’s being pushy with his penis She’s sick and tired of his penis She’s sick and tired of his penis
3.
I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker I’m not for real I’m just a faker I am an urban placemaker Are you new in town? I’ll show you everything that’s cool But actually it mostly sucks I’m just playing you for a fool...why? I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker I like to pretend that I love this town But when I’m sick of it I’ll just move on to somewhere else I’ll no longer be around I am an urban placemaker I can’t be real I’m such a faker I am an urban placemaker Come let me show you around You are a sucker that I’ve found I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker I like to claim this is my job But actually I’m just a no talent slob I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker Come here, let me show you around I’ll talk like this city makes me proud I don’t really care about this town Once I wear out my welcome I’ll out of here And won’t be around I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker I ain’t for real I am a faker I never give I am a taker I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker I am an urban placemaker
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Cologne 02:33
Fellas I have Good advice for you Next time you’re with her You’ll know what to do If you want to make her happy Try this little trick When she gets a hold of you It’s going to be sick Put cologne on your balls (The ladies love it) Put cologne on your balls (The ladies love it) Put cologne on your balls (The ladies love it) Put cologne on your balls (The ladies love it) Maybe you’re going out trying to get some play Let me share a guaranteed way to get you laid All you need is a bottle of cologne Once you get her down there she won’t leave you alone Put cologne on your balls (The ladies love it) Put cologne on your balls (The ladies love it) Put cologne on your balls (The ladies love it) Put cologne on your balls (The ladies love it)
5.
The Rent 03:07
Don’t need to eat in upscale restaurants after dark I just want to pay my rent Don’t need to walk my dog in a special park I just want to pay my rent Gentrification getting in my way I just want to pay my rent My boss won’t automatically raise my pay I just want to pay my rent Landlord, landlord why you have to be More and more shaking down and extorting me Used to be my hard earned pay kept me from any fear I just want to pay my rent Now the landlord’s raising it ‘bout once or twice a year I just want to pay my rent Landlord, landlord why you have to be More and more shaking down and extorting me You’re just getting greedier as far as I can see I just want to pay my rent I don’t care about the urban atmosphere I just want to pay my rent Soon I don’t think I can afford living here I just want to pay my rent Landlord, landlord why you have to be More and more shaking down and extorting me You’re just getting greedier as far as I can see I just want to pay my rent
6.
We are the keepers of the Tower of Terror There’s no escape from the Tower of Terror When you come to the Tower of Terror You may regret you stepped in there The glass will break The souls we take The tax is great The rats will swarm The glass will fall On victims all The loved ones grieve You may never leave No one can save you from the Tower of Terror God can’t save you in the Tower of Terror You better pay heed when you get the letter Be well prepared for the Tower of Terror
7.
Your Man 03:37
Your man is a moron He lies to you daily And yet you still love him Which makes you even dumber Your man is a moron He says he’ll take care of you But he’s only using you To take care of himself. Your man is a moron He’s goes on social media And whines like a sissy About how everybody hates him And brags about accomplishments That you know he never done. Your man is a moron He leaves work on Thursday After four days of loafing When he’s not being stupid And screwing up his job. Your man is a moron He lies about his money That he got from his daddy And all his bankruptcies That he got because he’s dumb. Your man is a moron He’s got an ugly fake tan That he thinks looks attractive But it just makes his face look like The ass of a baboon Your man is a moron But you love him anyway Because he’s fucked up Just like you Your man is a moron And you’re a moron too You need to stay away from me And I’ll stay away from you All one hundred percent Of you.
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America is the home Of bull shit entertainment Americans are corporate led Americans are spoon fed Americans are easy to sell They’ll make it trendy even if it smells They’ll let themselves get sold anything From anyone who’ll half ass act or sing It’s manufactured like a machine They’ll give up money then they’ll lick it clean
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Svetlana 03:50
Svetlana You did not meet me in Vienna And now you’ve left me heartbroken And I can’t reach you on the phone Привет, я не могу ответить на звонок прямо сейчас. Пожалуйста, оставьте сообщение. Спасибо.(Hi, I can not answer the call right now. Please leave a message. Thank you.) Svetlana You tempted me into adultery You did not meet me in Vienna And now I’m sitting in this cell And I can’t reach you on the phone Svetlana You did not meet me in Vienna And now you’ve left me heartbroken And now I’m sitting in this cell And I can’t reach you on the phone
10.
I saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk I’ve never thought about Batman’s junk And then he showed me his junk I did not want to see Batman’s junk But I still saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk I ran away when I saw Batman’s junk I didn’t want to get hit with Batspunk I saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk I saw Batman’s junk

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released August 26, 2018

All music, lyrics and arrangement by The Polynomials ©2018 under express permission of Polynomial Labs Ltd.

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The Polynomials

THE POLYNOMIALS are people who like to play with machines, just not to achieve orgasm.

Under some sort of consensus, we've come to the conclusion that we are influenced by:

The Residents
Frank Zappa
The Fugs
Laurie Anderson
King Missile
Silver Apples
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
Dr. Demento

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